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Bumgarner shuddered in the dark, holding up his lantern with one hand and using the other hand to cover his mouth from the sound of his breath. A few igloo’s away expeditor Kearns was prepared to use a rusty shovel if the nightmare drew any closer. What they had experienced…was not the trickery of any human being.
“Millions of teeth marks were carved into my wall last night. Bright as blow torches and dark as coal, screaming for me to obey the dark raptor. I begged for mercy…and cried under my pillow for hours.” — Expeditor Walden
“It was definitely a raptor..” Markakis said. “Once again I will repeat… it was definitely a raptor. Another of Kazmior’s recruits, Corey Hart has fallen into misery and gloom. Pujols will guard camp from here on out. GM Sharoyan please keep your monsters in the shelter at night. Thank you.”
Tags: albert pujols, arctic expedition, Corey Hart, Fantasy Baseball, Igloo, Jordan Walden, lantern, Lord Kazmior, Madison Bumgarner, Nick Markakis, Raptor, scott kazmir, trickery
